Yo Gabba Gabba! Why Must You Mess With My Mind?

You know what, Sir Lance-a-Lot or DJ Lance or whatever your name is, you and all your little friends are messing with my head. It's not enough that you have a humongous, red, prickly looking, cyclops dancing around (he's tall and friendly), but during the "Greetings" episode you have to briefly show a crying, condom. He looked just like the tall and friendly one, only he was colorless and had no pleasure bumps on him. That's probably why he was crying.