Ostrich Mating Dance

Seeing the flamingo mating dance reminded me of a time when I was at my Uncle Ralph's place out in Azle, Texas. He used to have a bunch of ostriches (back when that was the thing to do). Anyway, this one ostrich walks up to the fence and starts flailing his wings back and forth, so I started flailing my arms back at him. I found out later on, that's what they do when they want to mate. Sorry I was a tease, Mr. Ostrich. (I'm such a dumbass sometimes.)

Here's what they do when they want to mate: