Hilarious Blog

You've probably heard about him already, but his name is Black Hockey Jesus and the name of his blog is The Wind In Your Vagina and he is hilarious. I don't usually laugh out loud at stuff I'm reading, but I find myself cracking up every time I read one of his posts.

In this post he talks about, among other things, product reviews.

I would love for people to send me free crap too so I could review it. I don't give a crap if it's a pooper scooper - I'd go outside and scoop me some poop and tell all of y'all what the hell I thought about it.

Big Foot Found?

Did that lady just say "This is vile"?


I think if I found Big Foot and put him in a freezer, I'd make damn sure the freezer was working at all times.

I think that Big Foot is still on the loose. He might be in my neighborhood grunting sounds like the monkey-duck I heard the other night. Oh, lawd, lock the windows and dead bolt the doors!!

Blog Won't Update In Reader

I have no idea what's going on, but my blog will not update in Google Reader. I've pinged everything I know how to ping and still nothing. Hopefully it will work itself out.

Emails Supposedly From CNN & MSNBC

I've been receiving emails the past few days from supposedly CNN and MSNBC. I was smart enough not to click on one of the links in the email - wow, that's a miracle. If I had clicked on one, I would have been sent to a website that would have attempted to trick me into downloading what is described as a video player plug-in. Instead, the malicious software would have infected my computer, ultimately giving hackers complete control over the machine. Infected computers are then used to send out even more spam.

Go here to read more.

Who Couldn't Stand To Lose A Few Pounds?

My mother-in-law emailed me this link a few days ago. It's a wonderful idea and the best part about it is it's free.


It's called WeightView. You submit a full length photo of yourself, preferably one taken outside, and they'll send you the photo back, only this time it's you minus however many pounds you want to lose. This is an awesome idea. I can't wait to try it - even though I hate seeing pictures of myself - especially full length ones.


Here's an example:


Then you can take the pictures and hang them on your fridge and then get your little shorty to yell "oink, oink" or "moo, moo" every time you head for the kitchen.