Ashley Force Named Hottest Athlete - Her Father, John Force, Named Luckiest Athlete To Be Alive After Wreck In Ennis

She almost lost her father yesterday down in Ennis, Texas. John Force is Big Rooster's Idol.

"Ashley Force, who cheered loudly after advancing to the semifinals, withdrew from the competition to go with her mother, Laurie, to the hospital. For the Force family, Sunday was another tough day in a season full of them."

Link to hottie Force: Ashley Force named hottest athlete | Attuworld


Link to story about her father: The Associated Press: John Force Seriously Hurt at NHRA Event

Naughty Posters

My mom sent me these in an email. There were some that were a lot funnier, but too naughty to put on here.

Automated Phone Hell

Automated Phone Hell

Would Someone Please Date My Brother

Y'all are going to think I'm insane, but I'm at my wit's end. My brother was 38 years old last Wednesday. He needs a girlfriend. He is tall (6'4") and slim. He's a licensed plumber. He has no kids (a serious plus and almost unheard of these days). He has been married before. He is very nice looking (that grosses me out to say that, but he really is.) He plays the guitar, mandolin, banjo - almost any instrument you can think of. He doesn't smoke. He does drink beer, but not too much. He lives next door to me.

The reason why I'm doing this is because I know it's not easy to meet people these days. So, if you live in the DFW area -- well, just the FW area, and you're a nice, wholesome girl (or at least can fool me into thinking you are), then send me an email with a pic, and maybe I can set y'all up. I will totally ignore emails without pictures. He will have no say-so in this. I'll be doing the picking. So try to be as witty as you can be in your emails. If you have a single friend that would never in a million years send me an email, then send me one for her. But remember, no strippers!! No, I don't hate strippers - I just don't want my brother dating one.

datemybro@gmail.com

He's the picker on the right, the one singing.

Simplicity Recalls 1M Cribs After Children Die - Includes Graco

This is very scary also. What the hell is wrong with the people who designed these things?

Infants Died After Entrapment On Drop Rail Side (AP) About 1 million Simplicity and Graco cribs are being recalled after three children became entrapped in their cribs and died of suffocation, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said Friday.

Two infants, a 6-month-old and a 9-month-old, died in the recalled cribs, which were sold through May 2007. A 1-year-old child died in a newer model of the cribs, which has not been recalled but is being investigated by the safety agency, CPSC officials said.

CPSC spokesman Ed Kang would not comment on when or where the children died. Simplicity spokesman Joe Householder said the company will not release further details about the deaths out of respect for the families.

cbs11tv.com - Simplicity Recalls 1M Cribs After Children Die