The Evolution Of Man

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Word Riot

I must admit I spend too much time playing online games. I am a weirdo. One of my favorite places to play games at is Pogo. My new favorite time-waster is Word Riot. You can play for free for, like, 120 minutes I think it is, then you have to pay for it. Big Daddy is going to kill me, but I bought the game I was so addicted. If you get a chance, come and play and see if you like it. My screen name over there is onlyhalfredneck.

If you get a chance, try to kick my butt in Texas Hold'Em. Since I'm from Texas, you might have a hard time...ah, hell, that doesn't mean squat. Go have fun and waste your life away like me.

Apologies

Apologies are like monsters:
They're only real if you believe in them.

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Who Knew?

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Dieting

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Redneck Seafood Dinner

Thanks, Martha

Little Old Ladies

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he w ent to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!



Thanks, Martha

Objects In Mirror...

Frozen Smiles

From Rare Bird Finds:

These denture-like ice cubes are equally disturbing but might be funny at an "Over the Hill" party. $8 at Urban Outfitters

Happy Mother's Day

To all you moms out there, Happy Mother's Day!

(This is Shorty three days shy of her one-month birthday)

Big Daddy keeps saying "Happy Mother's Day" every time he empties Shorty's pink potty (which he's done twice today). He says it in such a lovely tone of voice. He might as well be saying "Happy Mother's Day, Dammit!"