TX Death Row Inmate Pulls Out His One Good Eye And...

This is one of the grossest things I've read in a long, long time.

From CBS11tv:
"A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye, authorities said Friday."

He told officers he ate it.

Go here to read more: Death Row Inmate Pulls Out His Eye & Eats It

Hypnotist At The Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces........................."SHIT!" said the hypnotist..

It took three days to clean up the senior center.

Thanks, Peggy

It's Just Like A Mini Mall

I had seen this before a while back, but got it again recently in an email from a friend of mine. It's funny.


I bet the "mini mall" guy can do this:


Thanks, Shelly