Friday, February 13, 2009

Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Jogging Trail

I just read this story over on The Dallas Morning News website.

A couple of joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday. One of the joggers said, “He was a terra-cotta color. I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”

The weirdo guy apparently was posing as a statue. The joggers called the police and they sent up the helicopter looking for him.

Maybe they couldn't find him because he was masquerading as this:

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Nosey Senior Citizens

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the new store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some nosy senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, took a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer says, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Senior citizens - Don't mess with them!

Thanks, Sheri

But, Officer...

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell....
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!

Thanks, Gretch