I just read this story over on The Dallas Morning News website.
A couple of joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday. One of the joggers said, “He was a terra-cotta color. I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”
The weirdo guy apparently was posing as a statue. The joggers called the police and they sent up the helicopter looking for him.
Maybe they couldn't find him because he was masquerading as this: