Sunday, December 2, 2007

Control A Kid - Remote Control

Wish this thing really worked.


When all other parenting techniques have been exhausted, give it one last valiant effort with Control A Kid, virtual parenting at the touch of a button. Choose the button to correspond with the need of the moment: Be Quiet, Attitude (of course it’s only an Off button), Stop - sulking, screaming, tantrums, No - Smoking, Tattoos, Piercings. Plus dedicated buttons for: Tidy Room, Do Homework, Eat Greens, Say Please, Grow Up, Say Thank You, Do Dishes, Don’t Answer Back, Kiss Granny, Play, an Energy button that allows you to increase or decrease the energy output, and our personal favorite...Stop That. Three simple steps to operate: 1) Point remote at subject. 2) Push appropriate button on remote 3) Hope for the best. Also good for Grandparents, teachers, baby sitters. So compact you’ll want one for home and one to carry with you on-the-go.The manufacturer makes no claims as to the performance of this item except that it WILL generate laughter. No batteries required; powered by positive thinking. Remote measures 5 3/8”H x 2 1/8” at widest; cardboard packaging is 7 ½”H x 4 ¾”W.
Price: $8.75

Control A Kid - Remote Control: The Spoon Sisters - Great Gifts Opening Everywhere

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