Welfare Check

This is for Phil over at Phils Phun. Part of his post today is about welfare. When I read it, I immediately thought of this prank phone call by Roy Wood, Jr. I have no idea how to upload audio (don't even know if you can or not), so I have to post it as a link. Here it is.

I have to say I think this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long, long time. I found it over a year ago, and I still crack up every time I hear it. It's NSFW.