A Car?

Well, get a call from Dad tonight. Asks me if I got a car yet. Told him no. He says, Good, cuz we got you one. You'll never guess what it is, he says. Turns out it's a 2000 Lincoln Town Car. I'll be rollin' with the homeys over here on the east side. Hope I don't get car jacked. How about a round of applause for Ole George? Looks like he finally stepped up to the plate. I don't know whether to laugh or cry or do cartwheels all the way to Morrilton. For now, I'll continue gulping my sangria.