My Fellow Court Reporters Can Definitely Relate

Why didn't you just say that to begin with? I'd be home watching the Wheel by now if you had answered all his questions that way.


If I had been the court reporter for this depo, here's what I would have said:
Everyone shut the hell up! It's not hard for me to take down five people or even two people talking at the same time; it's physically impossible. You guys want to fight? Then knock each other out...I'm outta here.




The only thing I can say about this is, I feel your pain, Sista. And I'm talking about the court reporter.