Brooke Shields, You Confuse Me

Has anyone else seen that very irritating Colgate commercial with Brooke Shields where she says, My day starts at the crack of dawn one day and my day ends at the crack of dawn the next day?

What the hell does that mean exactly? She has no nights? She's the opposite of a vampire? I hate commercials that make me have to think - especially ones that make me do math. Her day starts at the crack of dawn one day and ends at the crack of dawn the next day. That would be 24 hours, right? Get some sleep, Brooke, please. And Colgate, come out with another commercial that's actually relevant to toothpaste.