Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Baby Dolls versus Scary Ass Monkey Children

I just read this post over on Ohdeedoh. Let's face it, I didn't read the whole post, I just skimmed it. I had posted about these baby dolls before because they basically scare the bejeezus out of me. Here's a pic of one of them:

Anyway, I remember watching a TV show a few weeks ago and I can't remember the name of it or what channel it was on - but it definitely wasn't on Noggin - wow, I was actually watching a TV show that wasn't on Noggin - can I get a hell, yeah?

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, there was a show about this couple who didn't have children and they didn't want to adopt a child so instead they got a monkey and they ripped all its teeth out and dressed it in baby clothes and they take it to the park and shit.

They should have bought one of these baby dolls - although the reaction at the park would be a lot less dramatic. But the positive side is people might not think you're as looney as you really are - and there would be a lot less flinging of the monkey poop.


Kate said...

First of all, those dolls are ridiculously scary. Not quite as terrifying as the ones some woman makes of stillborn babies... seriously. Those are more creepy than I can even communicate.

The monkey show was on ABC. I liveblogged it... (http://www.so-slight.com/so_slight/2008/07/monkey-children.html) was the best part not when the monkey smacked that little boy and the woman berated the child for it?

Half-Redneck said...

Don't get in the crazy-ass monkey's face, baby, he might slap you into next week. Remember, here's not a kid, he's a monkid - emphasis on "mon". That's pure craziness.

I finally figured out the name of the show - it was The Outsiders. Here's a link to the story about the "monkids"