Friday, November 9, 2007

AC Slatering - What The Hell?

First of all, AC Slater was Mario Lopez, not the blonde guy sitting backwards on the chair. That guy is Zach. Don't ask me how I know that, people.

Second of all, I'd really like to know if men go shoo-wee in the potty while they're facing the wall. I'll have to ask Papa Rooster about that one. I'm sure he'll look at me like I'm about half retarded or something, but that's okay...I'm used to that.

Thirdly (is that a word?) -- anyway, thirdly, I cannot watch Grover on Sesame Street without thinking of Screech. Has anyone else noticed the resemblance of Grover and Screech? Look at this:

What's really disturbing is the last video clip I saw of "Screech" was a clip of his sex tape "Saved By The Smell." So now every time I see poor little Grover, I think of -- ahhh, never mind. I might be in serious need of therapy.




Anyway, here's the story from Camel Tap:

EMBARASSING- GF’s mom caught me AC Slatering!

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf’s brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF’s parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf’s mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Via: Camel Tap

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