The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said “I’ll bet I can make your horse talk.”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Ventriloquist: “Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?”

Horse: “Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun.”

Ventriloquist: “I’ll bet I can make you dog talk.”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Ventriloquist: “Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?”

Dog: “Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me.”

Ventriloquist: “I’ll bet I can make your sheep talk.”

Indian: “Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!”

Via: Blame It On The Voices: The Ventriloquist