Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f-ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumbass.

Thanks, Sheri