Dog Logic

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams