Got these in an email from Tim. I've seen them before, but they are hilarious.
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
_______________________
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
___________________________________
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
___________________________________
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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