Monday, September 17, 2007

Bad Day @ Hallmark

Got these in an email from Tim. I've seen them before, but they are hilarious.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

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