Via: The Presurfer: Always Green Grass
"Always Green Grass Painting Company, Inc. will paint your grass a lush and beautiful natural green color during the dormant fall and winter months and during the summer months due to lack of rain, drought, over fertilization and fungus. This means no more brown grass, no more over- seeding with winter rye, no more mowing and almost no lawn maintenance. The non-toxic grass paint can be applied to all warm weather grasses and can last up to 90 days depending on traffic."
"Always Green Grass Painting Company, Inc. will paint your grass a lush and beautiful natural green color during the dormant fall and winter months and during the summer months due to lack of rain, drought, over fertilization and fungus. This means no more brown grass, no more over- seeding with winter rye, no more mowing and almost no lawn maintenance. The non-toxic grass paint can be applied to all warm weather grasses and can last up to 90 days depending on traffic."
I wish I had about $25,000 to start a franchise here in DFW because rich folks here would eat this crap up. What a great idea! Can I borrow $25,000 from anybody?
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Please send me your particulars for this transaction.
Is your name by any chance Cassandra or Edmond? If so, my particulars are BR549.
Thanks for the laugh! Love your sense of humor!
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