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What the hell is this crap?

"I took a gander though your profile and well, I liked what I saw.. :p So, my name is Melanie. I think we should be friends. You should find me at this poker table/forum page thing, I'm basically addicted..."

"I took a look at your profile and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p So, my name is Guadalupe. I think we should be friends. You should check out my other page, I'm always on over there:"

First of all, I don't have a freakin' profile so quit sending me crap. Second of all, get a life.